The author invites readers to try out their 1980s match called "Gloomyplace," which was too controversial for its time and is now being released to the public. The article includes instructions for playing the match, which involves moving, attacking, dodging, picking up items and weapons, and using special attacks. The match also includes a feature where participants can destroy water coolers to obtain random items and weapons.
You are about to enter the mind of my imagination, you are entering my darkplaceGreetings traveller, back in the 1980s I wrote, produced and coded a game so radical, so risky, so dangerous, so crazy, that the so-called powers that be became too scared to show it.Only now, in the worst artistic droughtin indie game history, does the publisher come crawling back, cap in hand,asking if your humble fabulist could retrieve Darkplace from the boxes in his basement and let it loose on its unsuspecting public.Thats you. So here it is episode 1 of Darkplace Hospital(new episodes will get released as soon as Ive found the hard drives) Enjoy....... well.....
Characteristics:
- The article is written in a conversational and informal tone.
- It uses hyperbolic language to describe the match as radical, risky, dangerous, and crazy.
- The author employs humor in the line "Ruin water coolers to get random items/weapons (but only take a tiny sip)."
- The article includes clear and concise instructions for playing the match.
- The author uses the second person marker of view to address the reader directly.
